Sunday, September 9, 2007

SSK Sux... bcoz of Neelki

Ah... Many of you reading this maybe wondering what that ssk means... Its Sir Sivaswami Kalalaya.... I would rather call it Sir Shavaswami Kalalaya... Nd a few others who know me might wonder what the hell does the X-School Pupil Leader of SSK mean by this post...

My life in SSK was full of ups and downs... nd also full of joys and sorrows... Pleasure and Pain....
But the truth is there were more downs, more sorrows and even more pain...

I had a controversial entering into the school.... I was told by the Principal during my interview that I can get Science if I achieved more than 80% in my Science and Maths in my Class 10 Board Exams... When we came out of the Principal room and asked the P.A where to pay the fees me and my mom were informed that we could pay the fees when I join the school...

The Board Results came and I had gotten 86% (science- 91 and maths - 85) and my parents took the Marksheet to SSK to pay the fees.... And they were told by the Fucked up Principal "do you think this school is a last resort for your son if he is not good enough to get in his own school"... And he went on ranting and insulting my parents... He made my Mom cry.... My dad had had enough of crap from this man... The school President Mr.T.R.S. Mani is technically my grandfather i.e. my grandfathers cousin brother... So my parents went and met him and told about all that had happened and about the way the principal mistreats the parents... So Mr. Neelakantan ( Principal) was given an official warning from the board of directors and I was given a Commerce Seat in that school and after a week was shifted to Science with Computers...

From thereforth my life in SSK was living hell... The only ups were a few friends that I made who will surely be my friends till my death...

In the beginning the Principal and a few teachers adviced some of the original Kalalayans not to be in contact with the PS students. We were treated like aliens....

Then life went from bad to worse... I was being reported to the pricipal for petty issues...

The worst of em being one of my class mates complaining that I stole his computer science and then bringing in false evidence to support him... The Principal wanted me out of that school desperately... He wanted to chuck me out for he felt that he was insulted by the school president...

And believe me whenever anything wrong occured in the school my name was always on the list of suspects... The maximum I ve done is challenging the Teachers authority...

Some of my teachers were BITCHES!! The bitchiest 1 was Tanuja... She was like a Sneeky Snake... She speaks is one way wid da parents and turns it around while speaking to the Principal...

She once gave her number to my mom and told her that ask your son to call me if he has any doubts but call before 9PM.... One day I had a doubt about my project and I called her at about 7:30 and she made it such a big issue at school... Damm you Bitch... I hate you to the core....

There were much much more... I got suspended once... It was like we had lunch, then 2 periods of games in the hot sun and I stirred a bit in the class for which I was suspended.... I cant blame my maths teacher Mrs.Padmaja Menon... She is one of my favourite teachers.... She was a li'll angry with me for I was good in maths and all of a sudden my performace dropped...

I ll tell you readers... The main reason for my Acaedemics to drop was that everyday I had to enter school with the fear of what might happen to me today.... This fear itself killed my acaedemics....

So I m repeating this from another blog of mine.... Please Please discourage anybody from joining SSK CBSE atleast until "THE BASTARD NEELAKANTAN RETIRES!!!"

The Prankster >>> VINAAYAK!!!

This post is mainly dedicated to a good friend of mine Vinaayak...

We ve been class mates from class 1 to da end of class 12....

U ll find him on orkut on da following profile link :

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=3114154799447798621

Right from class 1, I ve been like Vinaayak's prank toy... I can remember all the things he has done...

He has never missed a single b'day party of mine right from class 2 to this years b'day treat...

Literally we ve seen eachother and also Mr.Praveen Srivatson for a long time...

We ve seen each of us grow up...

More abt Vinaayak for u ppl :

He was always da tubby boy of da class.... who was fun loving and was da type to tease girls till abt 10th.... from then onwards a drastic change in Vinky (as i call him)... he became extremely protective of his friends...

He was always protective of me.... He made sure that I never thought of girls till 11th.... He used to make fun of me every single minute in school...

I am starting to divert from the topic I guess....

Ok... Pranks by Vinky....

We were in Class 2 or 3... My b'day party... We were playing the game Dark Room... And Vinky was suppose to catch some1 or other... He found me and I dint utter a word so he cudn guess who it was... So he starts to pull ma pants and I start to scream... Therefore I lost... Lol... I wud love to go back in time and get back at him.... lol...

He has done so much for me... Him and VV were the main reason for me to like a girl.... They teased me wid ma classmate Rajashree.... I had never spoken to her at that time... And as fate would land... My roll no. was 5 and she was 25... so it was extremely suitable for em all to tease me... lol... They teased me so much that I really did like Raj (and ofcourse I havent told her though we talk a li'll bit nowadays and we used to talk a lot after I left PS).... She is such a good friend of mine so I dint tell it to her....

Then gettin back to the topic... The biggest and worst prank Vinaayak has ever done... Him and VV while sittin in the punishment bench (haha, lol) in class 9, both of em shifted their watches to their respective right hands and made the reflection of the sunrays of the watch glass to fall on an idiot of a teachers face, the so called computer science teacher (Mr. Ravichandrans) face.... Idiot noticed the light falling on his face and was so dumb that he was checkin the people who were sittin no way close to the window and he dint ve enough brains to check vinky or vv... haha....

There is one more incident where he got me in loads of trouble was when he had me chucked outta scouts sayin that I hit him and he had a chest pain....

As I said totally dedicated to Vinaayak... Missin not havin u as a class mate...

Saturday, September 8, 2007

My past

This blog is gonna sum up about da past 18 years of ma life...

There were moments to cherish nd moments to forget...

So let me get started...

I m Abiishiek Vijay Kumar born on the 26th of July 1989 at 7:45 pm at a small nursin home or somethin...

I was born healthy but was really sick for like so far more than half of my life at present....

I was extremely sick till i was around 13 or 14...

I used to get Wheezing in extreme levels...

My parents were (and still are) extremely protective of me coz of my sickness...

I used to be on so many a drug...

They spent too many a night keepin me on their lap and putting me to sleep...

I never coud eat also for i would throw up most of my food almost everyday...

Then ma parents took me to the Late Great Dr.T.J. Cherian who according to me is the best doctor... I started getting treatment from him when I was 10 or somethin and i lost all my wheezing and it felt like startin a new life all over....

When I was in primary class I barely had any friends... I used to be so irregular to school... :)

I met one of my good friends even now for the past 13 years.. He plays Cricket for the U-19 state team.... His name was Praveen Srivatsan... He was the celebrity of da class... Our friendship continued....

Then I later got another set of friends in Class 5.... It started originally as a project group... I believe these guys will be my friends for life...

My closest friends were found.... We were like totally different characters....

The group was like :

Vinay
Praveen
Akshay
Arun
Vardhu...

We also lost a few people.... The biggest loss was by the name V.Vignesh a.k.a VV....

VV went off Hyderabad for 11th and 12th... I know you mite read this VV... to let you know the truth of wat i think of u....

VV started bein a big time arsehole... he started talkin smartly.... he started buildin up his own ego which stood till abt 5 feet or maybe even 10 in front of him... He was the biggest of the backstabber... He suddenly turned against all of his own friends and caught us of guard...
I can never forgive you for all things you ve done to me... Although I sound friendly to you... You may never know how much pain you ve caused me...

Anyway... I started my schooling in P.S.Sr.Sec.School, Chennai.... Its the best school in the whole of India... lol....

I can still remember all the stuff from my past in the school.... Life was fun over at P.S... Then I made the biggest mistake of my life.... I shifted to Sir Sivaswami Kalalaya Sr. Sec. School....

I went there as a nice young lad of 15 and a half... when I left that school I lost my morale, I literally lost interest in living....

There were nice teachers to name a few Mrs. Jashoda Sundar, Mrs. V.Jayalakshmi and a few more.... while the others made my life at ssk miserable....

When I came out of PS I had an average of 80% or 81% and by the time I finished my 12th it had dropped to around 65 to 70%....

For people reading this... Please discourage people from joining Sir Sivaswami Kalalaya...

I made a few good friends in SSK... to name a few...

Poornima Krishnan
Mohit Ravi
Vikas Anand
Rohit Rajagopal
Prem Sunder
Naithrav Venkatesan

Things were turnin from ok to miserable for me... I got suspended from school for extremely petty things... My life became miserable...

My acaedemics fell fast like a brick dropped in water.... I never recovered even during the time of my board exams... The only good part was that my best friends from PS had given me a little bit of morale...

To capp up my life in SSK I ll concluude it for now wid da lines dat the Principal of that school was an A-Class Bastard...

To conclude it... I turned 18 recently and have started to relive the relief of finishing my schooling and enjoying every moment of my college life....