Sunday, September 9, 2007

SSK Sux... bcoz of Neelki

Ah... Many of you reading this maybe wondering what that ssk means... Its Sir Sivaswami Kalalaya.... I would rather call it Sir Shavaswami Kalalaya... Nd a few others who know me might wonder what the hell does the X-School Pupil Leader of SSK mean by this post...

My life in SSK was full of ups and downs... nd also full of joys and sorrows... Pleasure and Pain....
But the truth is there were more downs, more sorrows and even more pain...

I had a controversial entering into the school.... I was told by the Principal during my interview that I can get Science if I achieved more than 80% in my Science and Maths in my Class 10 Board Exams... When we came out of the Principal room and asked the P.A where to pay the fees me and my mom were informed that we could pay the fees when I join the school...

The Board Results came and I had gotten 86% (science- 91 and maths - 85) and my parents took the Marksheet to SSK to pay the fees.... And they were told by the Fucked up Principal "do you think this school is a last resort for your son if he is not good enough to get in his own school"... And he went on ranting and insulting my parents... He made my Mom cry.... My dad had had enough of crap from this man... The school President Mr.T.R.S. Mani is technically my grandfather i.e. my grandfathers cousin brother... So my parents went and met him and told about all that had happened and about the way the principal mistreats the parents... So Mr. Neelakantan ( Principal) was given an official warning from the board of directors and I was given a Commerce Seat in that school and after a week was shifted to Science with Computers...

From thereforth my life in SSK was living hell... The only ups were a few friends that I made who will surely be my friends till my death...

In the beginning the Principal and a few teachers adviced some of the original Kalalayans not to be in contact with the PS students. We were treated like aliens....

Then life went from bad to worse... I was being reported to the pricipal for petty issues...

The worst of em being one of my class mates complaining that I stole his computer science and then bringing in false evidence to support him... The Principal wanted me out of that school desperately... He wanted to chuck me out for he felt that he was insulted by the school president...

And believe me whenever anything wrong occured in the school my name was always on the list of suspects... The maximum I ve done is challenging the Teachers authority...

Some of my teachers were BITCHES!! The bitchiest 1 was Tanuja... She was like a Sneeky Snake... She speaks is one way wid da parents and turns it around while speaking to the Principal...

She once gave her number to my mom and told her that ask your son to call me if he has any doubts but call before 9PM.... One day I had a doubt about my project and I called her at about 7:30 and she made it such a big issue at school... Damm you Bitch... I hate you to the core....

There were much much more... I got suspended once... It was like we had lunch, then 2 periods of games in the hot sun and I stirred a bit in the class for which I was suspended.... I cant blame my maths teacher Mrs.Padmaja Menon... She is one of my favourite teachers.... She was a li'll angry with me for I was good in maths and all of a sudden my performace dropped...

I ll tell you readers... The main reason for my Acaedemics to drop was that everyday I had to enter school with the fear of what might happen to me today.... This fear itself killed my acaedemics....

So I m repeating this from another blog of mine.... Please Please discourage anybody from joining SSK CBSE atleast until "THE BASTARD NEELAKANTAN RETIRES!!!"

The Prankster >>> VINAAYAK!!!

This post is mainly dedicated to a good friend of mine Vinaayak...

We ve been class mates from class 1 to da end of class 12....

U ll find him on orkut on da following profile link :

http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=3114154799447798621

Right from class 1, I ve been like Vinaayak's prank toy... I can remember all the things he has done...

He has never missed a single b'day party of mine right from class 2 to this years b'day treat...

Literally we ve seen eachother and also Mr.Praveen Srivatson for a long time...

We ve seen each of us grow up...

More abt Vinaayak for u ppl :

He was always da tubby boy of da class.... who was fun loving and was da type to tease girls till abt 10th.... from then onwards a drastic change in Vinky (as i call him)... he became extremely protective of his friends...

He was always protective of me.... He made sure that I never thought of girls till 11th.... He used to make fun of me every single minute in school...

I am starting to divert from the topic I guess....

Ok... Pranks by Vinky....

We were in Class 2 or 3... My b'day party... We were playing the game Dark Room... And Vinky was suppose to catch some1 or other... He found me and I dint utter a word so he cudn guess who it was... So he starts to pull ma pants and I start to scream... Therefore I lost... Lol... I wud love to go back in time and get back at him.... lol...

He has done so much for me... Him and VV were the main reason for me to like a girl.... They teased me wid ma classmate Rajashree.... I had never spoken to her at that time... And as fate would land... My roll no. was 5 and she was 25... so it was extremely suitable for em all to tease me... lol... They teased me so much that I really did like Raj (and ofcourse I havent told her though we talk a li'll bit nowadays and we used to talk a lot after I left PS).... She is such a good friend of mine so I dint tell it to her....

Then gettin back to the topic... The biggest and worst prank Vinaayak has ever done... Him and VV while sittin in the punishment bench (haha, lol) in class 9, both of em shifted their watches to their respective right hands and made the reflection of the sunrays of the watch glass to fall on an idiot of a teachers face, the so called computer science teacher (Mr. Ravichandrans) face.... Idiot noticed the light falling on his face and was so dumb that he was checkin the people who were sittin no way close to the window and he dint ve enough brains to check vinky or vv... haha....

There is one more incident where he got me in loads of trouble was when he had me chucked outta scouts sayin that I hit him and he had a chest pain....

As I said totally dedicated to Vinaayak... Missin not havin u as a class mate...